Answer: I'll save you 3 whole books worth of reading.
You want plot? Heres plot!
Ten years after GXP ends This guy from a poor family or something named Cuckmaster Shota... er i mean Kukoma Shou whose parents got a pamphlet at seina's parents shop that they sign him up for.
He wins a trip to Tenchi reject waifu island... i mean Banjo island... i mean a 4th generation royal tree ship disguised as a tropical island where shenanigans ensue for three volumes with the daughter of the sister of the cousin of the aunt of the half cousin 6 times removed of your favorite pirate guild/royal family.
Ever wanted to meet the girl 100029394758309302th in line for the throne of jurai? now u can!
cuckster is there as the proxy for earth in this proxy war between the various pirate guilds and nations in the now very expanded galactic federation. how is the proxy war conducted? a bunch of stupid simple games in the last novel like rock paper scissors level shit.
alan from GXP, yes of the idiot trio and his wife sneak in to cause some shit but Minamida... the most uncreative pseudonym for seina ever busts him. during the proxy war games,due to outrage, intergalactic tv broadcast and seina's presence, everyone who agreed to the proxy war but secretly wasn't down for it gets lured to earth to attack it and they swiftly get their asses handed to them by tenchi and seina's crews.
I think Cuckles the Echidna ends up as it's like political ambassador/ prime minister... king of earth? Does this mean the earth suddenly knows about super powered unstoppable aliens who genuinely had the power of god behind them / can control them against their will? probably.
also for some reason the cabbits are now white.
ZINV also shows up.
all this shit mostly happens in the last volume so who the hell knows what bullshit one and two are about... probably just the story of a single dude on an island of quasi attractive knock off waifus.
It's not that I dislike it or don't recommend it, I just spend to much time lurking online and now i'm stuck in cynical sarcastic bastard mode when i type about things. I'm sure paradise war is a good series and if you're anything like me these spoilers have only piqued your interest in reading it.
He wins a trip to Tenchi reject waifu island... i mean Banjo island... i mean a 4th generation royal tree ship disguised as a tropical island where shenanigans ensue for three volumes with the daughter of the sister of the cousin of the aunt of the half cousin 6 times removed of your favorite pirate guild/royal family.
Ever wanted to meet the girl 100029394758309302th in line for the throne of jurai? now u can!
cuckster is there as the proxy for earth in this proxy war between the various pirate guilds and nations in the now very expanded galactic federation. how is the proxy war conducted? a bunch of stupid simple games in the last novel like rock paper scissors level shit.
alan from GXP, yes of the idiot trio and his wife sneak in to cause some shit but Minamida... the most uncreative pseudonym for seina ever busts him. during the proxy war games,due to outrage, intergalactic tv broadcast and seina's presence, everyone who agreed to the proxy war but secretly wasn't down for it gets lured to earth to attack it and they swiftly get their asses handed to them by tenchi and seina's crews.
I think Cuckles the Echidna ends up as it's like political ambassador/ prime minister... king of earth? Does this mean the earth suddenly knows about super powered unstoppable aliens who genuinely had the power of god behind them / can control them against their will? probably.
also for some reason the cabbits are now white.
ZINV also shows up.
all this shit mostly happens in the last volume so who the hell knows what bullshit one and two are about... probably just the story of a single dude on an island of quasi attractive knock off waifus.
It's not that I dislike it or don't recommend it, I just spend to much time lurking online and now i'm stuck in cynical sarcastic bastard mode when i type about things. I'm sure paradise war is a good series and if you're anything like me these spoilers have only piqued your interest in reading it.